The day that the triangle and the square agreed that the circle is pointless
Posted on Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 by Nicky O Grady in Announcements
“In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed dwarf is king” I’m glad we could pull ourselves past that one Jamie D, it was a bit touch and go at first but i think we have both came out on the stronger side after that one. So it’s 3.13am on the 30th and once again i have the cigarette hanging from my mouth and i’m contemplating thinking about thinking, but i’m terrified of what the consequences might be on that one so i’m going to put that one in the maybe pile.
What do i look like, a philosopher? By an abiding contract i must mention that you are all to throw away your razors for a week or so depending on the speed of your facial hair growth and attend the Punchthesphinx “Show Kilkenny some love event” or Jamie D and Graham bear will hunt you down and send you towards the gas chamber. They gave me a tour of the chambers.. Not only is there no god but try find a good spliff dealer on a Sunday.
You are fucking delightful, i really do admire and envy you.. bet you didn’t know that one. Yes, you! You could be the best for me in the same sense that i could be the worst for you. Saying that though, I am the energy of your asleep, i am the conflict of your silence. I am the thought behind your action. I am on the end of your last breath. All the chance i need here is one in a million and from there i can show you where the real wild blows. I write all these silly little notes that you really should not think too much about. They may make no sense whatsoever to you but then again they could in some magical way find a way into your novel. What these notes have done at the same time is that they has made me realize…. no matter what.. my little catchphrases, witty/ wise/pointless sayings are not going to save me from the awkward silence when i arrive at the tea party with satan.
But if you don’t mind; i’m going to keep this up.. i have come so far now. What else am i gonna do.. go home? But the corny sad jokes.. they will be my ice breaker before i pour the tea.
Next time you lose your phone charger, don’t buy another one. Go to a hotel and say you think you lost it there. It’s the #1 most left behind item at hotels, so most places have a big bin filled with every phone charger imaginable. This message is brought to you by a man who is kicking the wind hoping it will kick him back, throw him on his bike and load the AK-47; fuck fishing season, fuck day time tv, fuck milk in your coffee, fuck writing endless lines about a man you will never know!, fuck him, fuck her, fuck the justice system, fuck NAMA, fuck the one way system, fuck the protests, fuck the awards.. and last but not least.. fuck you for allowing them to convince you that there is no party at the end of the world. Never forget lesson number 7..
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Lesson number 7. Learn to say I love you more. It feels good, really fucking good.
Back to you, Jamie D at headquarters.
All too crackers but too true, I love it!