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“In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed dwarf is king” I’m glad we could pull ourselves past that one Jamie D, it was a bit touch and go at first but i think we have both came out on the stronger side after that one. So it’s 3.13am on the 30th and once [...]
Right lads, always turn your phone off before sex, it could ruin the atmosphere and we don’t want that; Total nightmare. IF, by some terrible chance you forget to turn off your phone and it does ring during you know what, simply look her straight in the eyes and explain after me “Oh don’t worry [...]
Now that I have your attention… ahem,
Good night to you. I am Nicky but you can call me Nicky. You might know me, You might not. I’m sure you are dying to hear my story, where and how I have been and what i’m doing for the greater good but I would hate for you [...]